The Honest Umbrella

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A compact black umbrella with a silver ferrule shaped like an accusing finger. Its ribs are polished bone-white metal, and its canopy is made from midnight-blue silk that remains perfectly dry even in a storm. Along the inner rim, tiny silver letters spell out uncomfortable truths in dozens of languages. When opened, the fabric briefly reflects the face of whoever holds it—not as they appear, but as they fear they are seen.

Shelter from Consequences While holding the open umbrella, you can use your reaction when you fail an attack roll, ability check, or saving throw, or when you take damage, to briefly shelter yourself from the result. The triggering roll is treated as a success, or the triggering damage is reduced to 0. If the effect changes a roll, it becomes a success without additional benefits beyond those normally granted by success.

The Price of Honesty Immediately after using Shelter from Consequences, the umbrella states aloud, in a clear and unmistakable voice, the consequence you avoided and the truth about why you deserved it. The statement is factual, concise, and cannot be silenced by the wielder, though it can be heard only by creatures within 30 feet. The umbrella does not reveal information unknown to the wielder, but it always describes the wielder's relevant motive, lie, mistake, or responsibility as honestly as possible.

Brief Respite After using Shelter from Consequences, you cannot use it again until the start of your next turn. Once you use the property, you must finish a short or long rest before using it again.

Rain of Remorse Whenever you use Shelter from Consequences, spectral rain falls beneath the umbrella until the end of your next turn. During this time, you have disadvantage on Charisma (Deception) checks, and creatures within 10 feet have advantage on Wisdom (Insight) checks made against you.

Lore

The Honest Umbrella was made for judges who wished to walk through rain without pretending they were innocent. It does not prevent misfortune, erase guilt, or alter reality for long. It merely grants its bearer a single breath in which consequences hesitate. The umbrella's honesty is considered its true enchantment; many owners have valued the shelter, but nearly all have eventually discarded it after hearing what it had to say.

History

The umbrella was created by Merovan Vell, a royal confessor whose monarch demanded an artifact that could protect him from every consequence of his decisions. Vell succeeded only partially. The umbrella saved the king from an assassination attempt, a failed treaty, and a collapsing balcony, but after each escape it publicly named the king's cowardice, vanity, and negligence. The king ordered it burned. The umbrella reappeared in Vell's possession the following morning, still damp with rain that had not fallen. Since then, it has passed from tyrants to adventurers, always leaving behind a trail of narrowly avoided disasters and brutally accurate confessions.

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