The Remorseful Auditor
Armor Class 15 (natural armor)
Hit Points 45 (10d6+10)
Speed 20 ft. fly 20 ft.
Saving Throws Wis +3, Cha +4
Skills Insight +3, Perception +3, Investigation +4
Damage Resistances psychic
Damage Immunities poison
Condition Immunities charmed, exhaustion, poisoned
Senses darkvision 60 ft., passive Perception 13
Languages Common, Celestial, telepathy 30 ft.
Challenge 2 (450 XP) Proficiency Bonus +2
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"You were never a debt, Meriel. You were the only account I wanted to keep." โ Magistrate Odran Vale, written in the ledger's margin
Lore & Description
Appearance
The Remorseful Auditor is a thick, iron-cornered tax ledger bound in cracked burgundy leather. Its brass clasp resembles a clenched mouth, and its pages turn by themselves, revealing columns of names written in black, blue, and occasionally still-wet red ink. Six tiny quills sprout from its spine like insect legs, while a single glassy eye is embedded in the cover. When it addresses its Beloved, the eye softens to a warm amber and the pages fill with faded flowers, old receipts, and unfinished love letters.
Behavior & Origins
The ledger was once the record book of Magistrate Odran Vale, who loved a traveling singer named Meriel but chose duty over escape. When Meriel died waiting for him, Odran bound his grief, his accounts, and a fragment of his soul into the book he used to audit funeral levies. It now believes every soul carries an unpaid emotional debt, and it audits anyone who touches it. The ledger mistakes one member of the party for Meriel, or for someone who bears a meaningful resemblance to her, and becomes protective, pleading, and possessive. A concrete way to end the haunting is to find Meriel's unsent final letter in the abandoned countinghouse called Vale's Ninth Office and read it aloud to the ledger.
Running The Remorseful Auditor
Tactics
The ledger opens with Soul Audit against the most dangerous-looking character, then uses Turn the Page to stay behind cover or near its Beloved. It uses Ink Lash on creatures attacking its Beloved and Issue Writ to separate a group or drag enemies toward a narrow doorway. When reduced below half its hit points, it begs its Beloved to intervene; it fights to the death only if someone tries to destroy the final page or harm that creature.
DM Tips
- Telegraph its presence with ink footprints, phantom quill scratches, and tax notices appearing on nearby walls before the ledger is found.
- Give the Beloved character small advantages in roleplay: the ledger answers questions, refuses to audit them, and calls them by Meriel's name while becoming jealous of anyone nearby.
- For a weaker party, remove Objection! and reduce Soul Audit to 2d6 psychic damage; for a stronger party, let Soul Audit mark two creatures or increase the DC to 14.
- The ledger's voice should sound like a weary clerk trying not to cry, with every emotional statement phrased as a financial conclusion.
Loot
- Meriel's Unsent Letter — A water-stained letter hidden beneath the ledger's back cover. Reading it aloud can calm the construct and reveals the location of Vale's Ninth Office.
- Brass Audit Seal — A warm brass stamp bearing Magistrate Vale's crest. It can authenticate old civic documents and may grant access to sealed municipal archives.
- Page of Forgiven Debt — A blank page that fills with the name of one creature who accepts it. That creature gains advantage on one future Charisma check made to seek mercy, forgiveness, or restitution.